just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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