He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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