i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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