ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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