Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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