drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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