Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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