You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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