Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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