Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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