I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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