They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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