Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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