your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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