I don't think brook has ever known best
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You're earring is so big in my mouth
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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