Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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