I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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