school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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