He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She even gives head with a lisp.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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