every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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