Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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