im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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