brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
her vagine was all disorganized.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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