His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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