Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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