I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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