Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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