have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
