We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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