Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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