Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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