Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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