This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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