think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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