What did we do last night that was yellow?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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