she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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