The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize