Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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