Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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