she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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