By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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