i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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