Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she looked like the before picture.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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