god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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