trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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