Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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