So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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