Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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