we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You can't motorboat a personality
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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