it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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