Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
When did angry sex become our thing?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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