she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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