I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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