Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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