Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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